⚠ Warning: This Dojo Will Tell You The Truth · Accepting Cohort #14 · By Audition Only ⚠
Eagle FANG Mental Conditioning
Tampa · Est. 1973
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真 · 実
Testify
Speak plainly. Speak meanly if it is true. Sensei Steve respects only the truth, and the funny version of the truth, in that order.
✔ Received. Your testimony is in the queue. Sensei Steve will read it himself. He reads them all out loud, in his office, with the door closed, in his Pontiac voice.
All testimonials are moderated before they hit the Wall Of Truth. Be honest. Be specific. Be brief. Anonymous is fine. Mean is fine. Mean and lazy is not. Sensei Steve will reject pure compliments as "spiritually flabby." Mix in some criticism. He prefers it.